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Post by Revenge of the Cult on May 15, 2005 5:43:02 GMT -5
"We shall build him faster...we shall build him stronger..."
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Post by dandy panky on May 15, 2005 5:44:53 GMT -5
or we could say it was a bad dream he had...
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Post by dandy panky on May 15, 2005 5:45:11 GMT -5
less work that way!
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on May 15, 2005 5:46:02 GMT -5
Plus it wont cost 6 million dollars.
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Post by leo xiv on May 15, 2005 12:33:18 GMT -5
"We shall build him faster...we shall build him stronger..." ha!!! consumed with grief, the silver fox scrapped up poor Oni's remains and cradeling the tiny, shattered life in his paws, he wimped down the road. wandering for what seemed like hours, he tried to think of a way to ease his pain.
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Post by dandy panky on May 15, 2005 18:04:46 GMT -5
suddenly, he smelt something strange in the air, something strange and strong... it had to be strong to overcome the whiff of tyre rubber and squish coming from Oni's wee broken frame... aha! Ole Witch Nelly's! Of course! surely she'd be able to help him in some way!
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on May 18, 2005 6:52:42 GMT -5
Of course one had to be careful upon aproaching old witch Nelly's. For just a few years ago she had been a he and a rapper at that. Only his career hit a slump due to his lack of talent and he turned to the black arts... Only one night one of his spells had gone wrong and 'poof' he was an old hag and has been ever since. Bitter over his/ her unplanned 'gender reidentification' he/she relocated to the swamps. The poor fox didn't want to go to old Nelly's but what choice did he have?
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Post by leo xiv on May 18, 2005 8:17:49 GMT -5
the love for a friend triumphs over fear everytime. the fox quickly made his way to nelly's door, before he changed his mind.
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on May 18, 2005 12:15:00 GMT -5
Upon reaching the old hags house the fox (whose name I have long since forgotten) knocked at the door. After a few moments the door was answered. "Whats up my deary for shizzle." Ole witch Nelly replied.
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Post by sangrebloom on May 18, 2005 13:18:57 GMT -5
'da.mn scary ol' bat! why does she have to talk like that?!' he thought
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Post by leo xiv on May 18, 2005 15:36:07 GMT -5
"you see, my dear friend oni was taken before his time. a lorry flattened him and i'm so sad. can you fix him?" fox said
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on May 19, 2005 17:21:44 GMT -5
"dammit jim i'm a doctor not a miracal worker!" ole nelly replied.
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Post by dandy panky on May 19, 2005 17:34:15 GMT -5
"but you've got the complete set of 'How To work Miracles, Vols 1 to 20', on the shelf there behind you" pointed out Foxy. "Oh those, yeah, of course!" mumbled the absent minded Nelly, even forgetting to add a single nizzle. "Let me see... Volume 8 is the one I think we'll need. Mr Fox, go find me a pair of socks, 2 stock cubes, something yellow and a few wee bugs... it's going to be a long night...."
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on May 19, 2005 18:56:20 GMT -5
"Where am I to find such things at this time of night?" The fox asked. "Down the street... the seven eleven is open 24 hours for shizzle." Ole Nelly replied and then the fox was on his way.
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Post by dandy panky on May 19, 2005 19:11:01 GMT -5
hmmm bugs... i wonder what sandwiches they'll have left at this time of night?
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