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Post by sangrebloom on May 20, 2005 16:05:11 GMT -5
as he reached the seven eleven he wondered what kind of stock cubes nelly wanted...shrimp or chicken?! why hadn't he asked?!
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Post by leo xiv on May 20, 2005 21:01:41 GMT -5
"better get both, just in case. hope i have enough money!" fox thought
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Post by dandy panky on May 21, 2005 5:35:42 GMT -5
using all that foxly cunningness of his, he got into the shop, and put a mix of different stock cubes into a chicken stock box... there, one of each, even the vegetable ones that no one ever uses, he thought...
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on May 21, 2005 17:51:36 GMT -5
As he reached the counter to pay for the supplies two men armed with sawed off shot guns entered the store. They walked up to the counter and ordered the clerk to give them all the cash. They then turned to foxy (lady) and one of them yelled, "Hey you, hand over those stock cubes! I haven't eaten all day and I'm bloody starving!"
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Post by dandy panky on May 22, 2005 7:40:32 GMT -5
to which Foxy just waved his arm, er, paw and said "These are not the cubes you're looking for". The robber looked a bit confused, but somehow these were not the cubes he was looking for. "And I suggest you dont really want that money anyway, there are far better rewards in life" And with that, both the robbers dropped their guns and vowed to start on flower arranging courses the next day. The shopkeep turned to hand foxy a reward. "I've never met a fox with the force before", he said, "that must be amazing". "It would be", replied the fox, "except I dont actually have it". And with a nod and wink to the shopkeep, he was out the door.
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on May 22, 2005 9:24:00 GMT -5
On his way back to ole Nelly's (for shizzle holmes), Foxy (lady) noticed something glittering in the gutter across the street. He went to investigate and picking it up realized that it was a golden ticket!
'Come to the grand opening of the newest chocolate factory!' the ticket said.
"Well..." muttered Foxy (lady) "I've always wanted to see an Oompa Loompa..."
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on Jun 12, 2005 8:52:37 GMT -5
Foxy (lady) struggled with his conscience. "da.mn it all." he replied "The frog needs me... maybe after he's better we can BOTH go see the Oompa Loompa...
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Post by sangrebloom on Jun 13, 2005 16:50:00 GMT -5
thinking of the little men with orange faces and green hair, foxy ran to old nelly's "crib" to give her the brewing items!
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on Jun 14, 2005 6:02:39 GMT -5
After placing the ingredents in her magic cauldren Ole Nelly began to chant the magic words.
For shizzle
ma fizzle
sho tizzle
my bizzle...
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Post by leo xiv on Jun 15, 2005 8:31:43 GMT -5
drop it like its hot...
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on Jun 15, 2005 11:51:44 GMT -5
And with a moon walk and a wave of the gloved hand that Ole' Nelly stole from Michael Jackson (yes she stole the hand as well as the glove) POOF the frog was healed...
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on Jun 20, 2005 0:20:00 GMT -5
"Right," replied the fox. "Time to see us some Oompa Loompas!" ;D
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Post by homer smith on Jun 20, 2005 0:28:23 GMT -5
"kick ass!" yelled the happy healed frog
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Post by leo xiv on Jun 20, 2005 7:12:19 GMT -5
homer smith, eh? anyone claiming this? 
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Post by Revenge of the Cult on Jun 22, 2005 10:59:24 GMT -5
Not me... Perhaps the love child of Robert Smith and Homer Simpson?  ;D |
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